My brother once bought me a Rex Grossman Florida Gators jersey, and when Rex was the quarterback of the Chicago Bears, we would hang that jersey in the bar at Josie Woods. Whenever Rex would throw a touchdown pass, I would (drunkenly) shout “WHO WANTS TO GET REXED?!?!?” This was followed by my removing the dank garment from the wall and tossing it over the head of an unwitting … [Read more...] about The Column I Have Always Wanted to Write.
Bears v. Jaguars Game Prediction
These were pretty damn good a week ago. Let’s see if we can keep it going. Caleb Williams is going to throw between 40-50 passes and put together a rarely seen stat line when it comes to the quarterback position for the Chicago Bears, as he nears 400 yards passing. Tank Bigsby will have success on the ground, gaining decent chunks on first and second downs, allowing the … [Read more...] about Bears v. Jaguars Game Prediction
Bears and Jaguars Meet in Merry London, a “Fail Safe” Game Preview
Why Do I Like the Chicago Bears this Week? I. Always. Like. THE. Chicago. Bears. Caleb Williams, the Winning Haiku From commenter “Please bear in mine” and I’m not sure I totally understand it but rolling with it anyway. Ah, competition. Chasing luck, Winter dance comes, Mornings, fleeting youth. Notes on Jaguars v. Colts This is a game where the Bears, and Caleb, need to … [Read more...] about Bears and Jaguars Meet in Merry London, a “Fail Safe” Game Preview
Three London Football Haikus
His name is Trevor. Seems a very British name. Well, ‘allo Trevor! Along Edgware Road, Montez mangias on shawarma. Both white and red sauce. (Note: Shawarma can be a three-syllable word, but I have never used more than two, so it’s writing in my colloquial.) A bear in London, is no werewolf of London. Still, be wary, Jim. … [Read more...] about Three London Football Haikus
Let’s Talk Briefly About Caleb Williams, Statistically
Through five games, Caleb Williams: Completion percentage: 62.9% Yards: 1,091 Two 300-yard games in his last three. Projects to 3,709 yards, just a hundred or so below the most in the history of the franchise Touchdowns: 8 Interceptions: 5 0 in last two games. Passer Rating: 81.3 Increased 30 points between weeks 2 and 3. Increased 26 points between weeks 3 and … [Read more...] about Let’s Talk Briefly About Caleb Williams, Statistically